so my band was supposed to open for Rookie Of The Year this Saturday in Long Island and everyone was so hyped and we had so many people going and the promoter cancelled the show…Bummer
leftforbed: leftforbed: mcsnuggie: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn why would the movie eat my popcorn nevermind i get it
Jorah: Khaleesi, don't do the thing.
Dany: I, Daenerys Stormborn, of House Targaryen, the Unburnt Mother of Dragons, Breaker of Chains, did the thing.
FOB concert last night
patrick: hey, it's getting a little crowded up here. let's all take a huge step back on the count of 3. 1...2...3...
joe: Back the fuck up, please.
patrick: let's try that again. 1...2...3...
joe: PLEASE BACK THE FUCK UP
drarna: the earth teasing other planets for having “no life”
The Wonder Years Perform "Passing Through,"...
propertyofzack: Videos of The Wonder Years performing “Passing Through A Screen Door,” “Dismantling Summer,” and “Madelyn” have been posted onlline. Watch them below after the jump. Related Stories: POZ Review: The Wonder Years - The Greatest Generation Read More awesome, but madelyn sucks
pizzaforpresident: if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
stillwatersofconsciousness: radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
jewassicpark: “pass me a joint” i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend
alltimeangela: why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
growlithed: dont let my erection fool you i am actually very sad
ejacutastic: i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
itllbeliketowniecamp: my songs know what you in the dark
gnarly: my computer screen is brighter than my future
gameboycoloured: every sentence is a sexual innuendo if u think long and hard about it anal sex
those kids who feel the need to say “cha cha cha” during happy birthday