I loved everything about you that hurts

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

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rememberwhenfob:

Remember when Pete punched the shit out of a security guard because he was shoving fans around during a show and then yelled into the microphone “that’s what you get when you fuck with my friends, you fucking asshole.”

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oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

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tacoposey:

what if we just created a fandom for a tv show that doesn’t exist and we build it up really big and make a ton of inside jokes until the internet just accepts it as a real show and it starts getting included in polls and gets it’s own imdb page and a group of outsiders go crazy trying to find dl links

(via letourmonkeyscry)